How you will know when the world considers you “old”

Today was a new low point for me as I realized that I have been “labeled”  somewhere as an old person.  And I’m only 32!!!

Here’s why.

I received an offer for the 2 following things in one direct mail piece from The SCOOTER Store:

1. A FREE MOBILITY CONSULTATION

2. A FREE 32-PAGE PUZZLES & GAMES BOOKLET

Yes, you read that right.  I’ve been contacted to “Regain your mobility and Independence today”.  And I’ll even get a FREE 32-page puzzles and games booklet on top of that.  Simply amazing. Don’t believe me? See photos below.  What a great day!   Off to eat a few prunes. 

Ever gotten anything really “interesting” in the mail like this?  PLEASE let me know.

  • amy

    i got invited to join aarp two years ago. i wasn’t even thirty then!!! i wish i could retire before thirty. oh well… :)

  • Lane Anderson

    Let me know if you aren’t going to use the puzzles and games!!!

  • Thomas McMillan Jr.

    They even came with big letters and numbers so you can see ‘em good.